I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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