We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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