need another drink. this is the easiest way
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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