Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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