so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.