He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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