Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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