even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
