I hate all girls vehemently.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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