This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
