At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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