hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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