I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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