he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I wish i was in the wii world.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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