doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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