you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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