Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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