Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Im just a social blackout drinker.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
