went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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