Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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