I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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