I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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