Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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