you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I just found puke in my bra..
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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You pole danced in your parka.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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