six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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