I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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