Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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