Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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