i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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