He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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