Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
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