end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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