I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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