I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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