I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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