summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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