I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
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