everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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