they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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