Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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