Sry I called you an 8
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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