Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
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Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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