She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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