Are we in a gay sports bar?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
