Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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