just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
and eventually we just all took our pants off
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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