is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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