got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I use my feet as sexual weapons
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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