your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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