im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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