your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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