I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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