If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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