She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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