Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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